A friendly, calm and respectable person went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, and very seriously said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”  The person replied, “I need it to poison my spouse.”
Shocked, the pharmacist replied, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your spouse, that’s murder!  I would lose my license; we would both go to jail; all kinds of bad things will happen!  There is NO way I will give you any cyanide!”

The person looked disappointed but then pulled out a picture of the cheating spouse in bed with the pharmacist’s spouse.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and calmly replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Divorce Q & A:

Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it’s worth it.

FOR HER: For Sale: Wedding dress, size 12. Worn once by mistake.

FOR HIM: Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

ADAPTABLE: My spouse and I divorced over religious differences….S/He thought s/he was God, and I didn’t.

ADAPTABLE: “Yeah, my spouse and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we’re incompatible. I’m a Virgo and s/he’s an ass.”


The safety of clients, ourselves, and colleagues is our top priority while we remain available to assist you as you navigate the new and uncharted territory caused by the coronavirus pandemic.


Offering All Services Virtually

While providing virtual ADR services was not part of our plan, we have made the necessary accommodations to ensure we can continue to serve our clients during these unsettling times. All services are currently available through virtually. We are using Zoom for videoconferencing. We suggest that you download this app to your phone or the program to your computer at https://zoom.us/download.


Limited In-Person Services

We have resumed limited in-person services for sessions with 1 or 2 participants scheduled for a maximum of 2 hours. Masks are required in our building and in session. Availability is subject to change based on local regulations and CDC guidelines.


Office Hours

Our office hours remain the same and we remain available by phone and email. The main office number is 952.252.1492. Gabe can be reached via email at gabe@amsmediationplus.com.


New Clients Welcome

We offer free 1-hour divorce consultations via Zoom. Potential PC and PTE clients are invited to schedule a free 15-minute phone call. Please call 952.252.1492 to set up an appointment. We are here to help!

Thank you for your patience and understanding as we all continue to adapt to these rapidly changing and chaotic times. Stay strong, stay resilient, and stay healthy!


Amber Serwat & Gabe Frye
ADR Professional & ADR Assistant

Divorce Mediation & Dispute Resolution Services - Amber Serwat Mediation

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