A friendly, calm and respectable person went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, and very seriously said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”  The person replied, “I need it to poison my spouse.”
Shocked, the pharmacist replied, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your spouse, that’s murder!  I would lose my license; we would both go to jail; all kinds of bad things will happen!  There is NO way I will give you any cyanide!”

The person looked disappointed but then pulled out a picture of the cheating spouse in bed with the pharmacist’s spouse.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and calmly replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Divorce Q & A:

Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it’s worth it.

FOR HER: For Sale: Wedding dress, size 12. Worn once by mistake.

FOR HIM: Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

ADAPTABLE: My spouse and I divorced over religious differences….S/He thought s/he was God, and I didn’t.

ADAPTABLE: “Yeah, my spouse and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we’re incompatible. I’m a Virgo and s/he’s an ass.”


The safety of clients, ourselves, and colleagues is our top priority while we remain available to assist you as you navigate the new and uncharted territory caused by the coronavirus pandemic.


While providing virtual ADR services was not part of our plan, we have made the necessary accommodations to ensure we can continue to serve our clients during these unsettling times. We are now working remotely and ensure the ongoing availability of mediation, PC, PTE and other ADR services.

Our office hours remain the same and we remain available by phone and email. The main office number is 952.252.1492.

We are using Zoom for videoconferencing. We suggest that you download this app to your phone or the program to your computer at zoom.us/download.


We continue to offer free 1-hour divorce consultations via Zoom. Potential PC and PTE clients are invited to schedule a free 15-minute phone call. Please call 952.252.1492 to set up an appointment. We are here to help!

Thank you for your patience and understanding as we all adapt to these rapidly changing and chaotic times. Stay strong, remain resilient and stay healthy!

Amber Serwat and Gayle Ladwig
ADR Professional and ADR Assistant

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