A friendly, calm and respectable person went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, and very seriously said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”  The person replied, “I need it to poison my spouse.”
Shocked, the pharmacist replied, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your spouse, that’s murder!  I would lose my license; we would both go to jail; all kinds of bad things will happen!  There is NO way I will give you any cyanide!”

The person looked disappointed but then pulled out a picture of the cheating spouse in bed with the pharmacist’s spouse.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and calmly replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Divorce Q & A:

Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it’s worth it.

FOR HER: For Sale: Wedding dress, size 12. Worn once by mistake.

FOR HIM: Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

ADAPTABLE: My spouse and I divorced over religious differences….S/He thought s/he was God, and I didn’t.

ADAPTABLE: “Yeah, my spouse and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we’re incompatible. I’m a Virgo and s/he’s an ass.”